This is Rascal’s home on the river.
She owns the road.
And the railroad tracks.
She surveys her domain.
And she watches over the river.
This is Rascal’s human. She picked him out when she was just a puppy. He’s a pretty good human; he does what she wants most of the time even if he doesn’t always give her all the bacon.
Sometimes Rascal’s human brings along a shorter human. The shorter human is okay, but she doesn’t eat meat very often.
Rascal is a generous and fair ruler of her domain.
And she knows how to be silly.